She is a very good girlfriend.She can be very mean sometimes but in her opinion she is just being honest.She has a hourglass body.She has a BIG butt.She is pretty,and very funny,but dont mess with her because she will beat your ass in a fight
Someone who is SO SASSY and SARCASTIC that everyone around them loves them and hates them at the same time.
Warnings:
will make a LOT of water jokes
Obsession with Blue food
One day, they will become an urban dictionary of Dad jokes
you can try to make them feel bad, but they will hurl your insults back at you
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*