crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

by john raleigh October 29, 2007

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011

Pretty Patty

When a woman on her period takes a hot one on a guys chest and and let's the period blood drip onto it. After that is done she proceeds to lay stomach down on the guys chest and mix the feces with the blood, making it resemble a patty, with the woman being a the top bun and the man being the bottom bun

The two made a pretty patty

by TheAutisticAvocado November 10, 2017

Peppermint Patty

When a lesbian (or bi) woman performs oral sex on another woman while either one (or both) has a candy cane inserted in their anus.

Well, it's Christmas so I thought Casandra and Jill would be doing the old Peppermint Patty.

by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

by molly486 March 17, 2009

pansy ass bitch

-Definition, of white men who can't get SUM and at the age of 30 will still be living wid dey MOMMA.
-white men who play card games (i.e POKEMON, YUGIO, GO fish,).



-also, used as a adjective to describe a lowsy sports player

(i.e
"That fool playing b-ball is a pansy ass bitch!")

by T-MAMA April 8, 2008

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010