by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020
Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.
I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.
by The Real Driller November 19, 2023
If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment
It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode
Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later
Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later
Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 15, 2022
He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
brennan read is a dosser
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."
Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 20, 2023
Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.
Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.
by CAPUSA October 08, 2018