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oakland catholic 

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
oakland catholic by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020
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Dirty Oakley 

Violently fucking more than 4 girls at one time.
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Hidden oaks middle school

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Julia- do you do to hidden oaks middle school?
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Oakmont highschool

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Girl: hey do u go to oakmont?
Boy: yeah oakmont highschool is filled with crack heads and sex freaks

oakland giggler 

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"
oakland giggler by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009