Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.
by Jagged Edge July 27, 2007
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I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
Get the Fu Manchu Mustache mug.After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
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Get the peanut butter moustache mug.A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
Get the queermo mustachio mug.A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
by WanderingDave July 5, 2006
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