Samuel Ellen Mount

The most fabulous man in the world

Samuel Ellen Mount is fabulous and there's nothing you can do about it

by Foxy Lady :3 October 28, 2018

mount silver

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed

by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

Mount Dawdlemore

A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.

A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

Mount Gambier High School

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)

Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L

by Donq H June 19, 2023

mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood

That girl is good at mountnessing

by ser_dro June 13, 2023

Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.

Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.

by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022