Austin Mount

Has a large dick.

Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.

by Austin Mount August 11, 2018

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

Mount Pleasant High School

A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.

Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!

by guccibop January 31, 2019

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Dawdlemore

A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.

A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020