surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Pleasant High School

A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.

Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!

by guccibop January 31, 2019

Mount Gushmore Mudslide

A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.

I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎

My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.

This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.

by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

by Disney_fries May 7, 2022