Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.
by QueenGeneseeCounty April 04, 2018
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Mount McKinley

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.
Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?
by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022
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Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar
I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.
by jnels845 April 12, 2024
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muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.
Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.
by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017
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mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood
That girl is good at mountnessing
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Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
by QuacksO March 09, 2019
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Northfield Mount Hermon

A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.

Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.

NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.

Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
by RamRancher20 October 30, 2023
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