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Mount Sterling

A small town in Ohio known for its kickass police force that will use their taser on any 9 year old child refusing to to go school. The town was particularly proud of how many meth addicts were busted recently. Good food there though. Maybe don't walk around by yourself at night.
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by WhoaItsReggie September 9, 2012
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Mount Pussuvius

A massive and inflamed pimple, zit, pustule, or infection that is about to erupt on its own.
Girlfriend, I had a zit on my ass the other day that was like Mount Pussuvius. I popped that thing and it spewed all over my hand.
by rockstar1 October 2, 2011
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Mount Aeils

Don't know much about this word but it is something that will own the world
He's got everything planning for him just like Moun Aeils does. Mount Aeils means the soul to the universe
by Aeils November 23, 2021
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Mount

When a guy pushes a girl against the wall and has sex with her.
Hey baby will you come over tonight and mount me.
by RR3TKK May 31, 2023
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mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood
That girl is good at mountnessing
by ser_dro June 13, 2023
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Mount Gambier High School

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)
Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L
by Donq H June 19, 2023
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mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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