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Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February
1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)
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Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.
by Bloesem September 4, 2018
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Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019
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Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.
Wow man you're such a Monday!
by Drew8008 December 10, 2017
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Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!
Aw man its monday!
by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020
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