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MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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Soy Milf

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 30, 2018
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Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 23, 2010
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future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
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milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs
person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!
by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021
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MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.
Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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Milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022
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