Samantha Mackenzie

The best person in the entire universe. Also the awesomest and blondest. (for now)

Jake said Samantha Mackenzie was the best, and she disagreed. He was totally right.

by Ricky Bulnoz July 3, 2011

macky

West Country word for big or massive - similar to girt

damn that girl's got a well macky mouth on her!

by DigitalSensation October 28, 2006

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 3, 2004

mackem

Sad mackem bastard,
your just a sad mackem bastard.
Sad mackem bastaaaaaaaaaard,
your just a sad mackem bastard.

They beat us 2-1, two season in a row and they brag on. Swear they done something.....now look where they are, a bunch of Nationwide loser!!!

by amo December 8, 2003

Mackem

Smelly, Ugly and stupid

(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem

by Steven May 6, 2004

luke markey

an old english saying originating from essex used often to described homosexual males

king: have a gander once at that scally wag!
squire: bit luke markey if you ask i my lord
or
he like it right up the luke markey

by sir edmond grant (historian) October 24, 2007

mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.

Where do they makem them free tickets bob?

by Kirk November 19, 2003