Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

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Jonn

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He will beat you up and slap your ass

After a take down I pulled a Jonn

by Flankerflux August 10, 2023

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Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

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Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

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Jonnayala

A pretty girl who IS NOT annoying.. she loves too hard but its okay cause she has healing books to fix that

mannnn I love Jonnayala !! she just loves me more

by just a girl who’s pretty November 20, 2023

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Jonnio is really strong. Jonnio wakes up at 1 in the morning, and begins to make his own cereal. A mix of sulphuric acid and rusty nails. This cuts into his daily diet. Next, he walks into his nearest planet fitness with 4 gallons of water all in one big jug. He begins to rep every dumbell, while doing a 13-ton bench with his pinky. This, set off the lunk alarm, the alarm exploded and burst into a firey flame, scattering its pieces all across the gym. As Joshua is headed to the sauna, he hears something that peaks his curiosity. The wall next to him explodes, causing all pieces of framing and metal to crash into him. Jonnio tanks the shots using his behemoth-like muscles. The United States of America's whole military was attempting to kill Jonnio! After the wall had exploded, they told him to calm down and try and control his roid rage. There were 100,000 soldiers outside, but Jonnio being a one man army refuses, knowing he can take all of them at once. With the whole scene looking like that one part in 'Saving Private Ryan' Joshua launches millions of litres of sweat at the soldiers drowning all of them at once. Then, Jonnio sees the Chinese military pulling in with apaches. "你好喬尼奧！我們要感謝您幫助我們攻擊美國！榮耀屬於喬尼奧!" Says Xi Jinping, the president of China. Jonnio travels the earth, in search of growing his fame. Joshua has donated 999,999,999 dollars to the 'Make-A-Wish' foundation, and has solved world hunger and created world peace. Glory to Jonnio!

Wow, I really wish Jonnio was here to let me caress his big muscles.

by zart100 November 29, 2023

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