Jonnio

Jonnio is really strong. Jonnio wakes up at 1 in the morning, and begins to make his own cereal. A mix of sulphuric acid and rusty nails. This cuts into his daily diet. Next, he walks into his nearest planet fitness with 4 gallons of water all in one big jug. He begins to rep every dumbell, while doing a 13-ton bench with his pinky. This, set off the lunk alarm, the alarm exploded and burst into a firey flame, scattering its pieces all across the gym. As Joshua is headed to the sauna, he hears something that peaks his curiosity. The wall next to him explodes, causing all pieces of framing and metal to crash into him. Jonnio tanks the shots using his behemoth-like muscles. The United States of America's whole military was attempting to kill Jonnio! After the wall had exploded, they told him to calm down and try and control his roid rage. There were 100,000 soldiers outside, but Jonnio being a one man army refuses, knowing he can take all of them at once. With the whole scene looking like that one part in 'Saving Private Ryan' Joshua launches millions of litres of sweat at the soldiers drowning all of them at once. Then, Jonnio sees the Chinese military pulling in with apaches. "你好喬尼奧！我們要感謝您幫助我們攻擊美國！榮耀屬於喬尼奧!" Says Xi Jinping, the president of China. Jonnio travels the earth, in search of growing his fame. Joshua has donated 999,999,999 dollars to the 'Make-A-Wish' foundation, and has solved world hunger and created world peace. Glory to Jonnio!

Wow, I really wish Jonnio was here to let me caress his big muscles.

by zart100 November 29, 2023

Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

JONNICA

A NAME FOR A GIRL MEANING "GODS GRACE"

STAR: HEY JONNICA WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?
JONNICA: GODS GRACE
STAR: THATS BEAUTIFUL

JONNICA: THANKS GIRL

by CUBAN MISTRESS March 27, 2010

jonnice

A beautiful , smart, sexy individual who doesn't give a fuck about what you think.

Man.. I wish i was more like jonnice

by jav December 4, 2013

jooniophile

(𝘯.) one who loves kim namjoon, a namjoon-lover. someone who finds joy and peace of mind with namjoon.

-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".

comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).

i am a jooniophile, i will love and support namjoon forever!!

by joonizzle August 23, 2019