Jonnio is really strong. Jonnio wakes up at 1 in the morning, and begins to make his own cereal. A mix of sulphuric acid and rusty nails. This cuts into his daily diet. Next, he walks into his nearest planet fitness with 4 gallons of water all in one big jug. He begins to rep every dumbell, while doing a 13-ton bench with his pinky. This, set off the lunk alarm, the alarm exploded and burst into a firey flame, scattering its pieces all across the gym. As Joshua is headed to the sauna, he hears something that peaks his curiosity. The wall next to him explodes, causing all pieces of framing and metal to crash into him. Jonnio tanks the shots using his behemoth-like muscles. The United States of America's whole military was attempting to kill Jonnio! After the wall had exploded, they told him to calm down and try and control his roid rage. There were 100,000 soldiers outside, but Jonnio being a one man army refuses, knowing he can take all of them at once. With the whole scene looking like that one part in 'Saving Private Ryan' Joshua launches millions of litres of sweat at the soldiers drowning all of them at once. Then, Jonnio sees the Chinese military pulling in with apaches. "你好喬尼奧！我們要感謝您幫助我們攻擊美國！榮耀屬於喬尼奧!" Says Xi Jinping, the president of China. Jonnio travels the earth, in search of growing his fame. Joshua has donated 999,999,999 dollars to the 'Make-A-Wish' foundation, and has solved world hunger and created world peace. Glory to Jonnio!
by zart100 November 29, 2023