Irish Slap

Verb - The act of hitting someone/somthing over the head with a shovel, usually intending to render them either unconsious or dead.

I swear to god if you ever fuck with me again I will give you and your wife the Irish slap you motherfucker!

by Ashdoran March 6, 2013

Irish Toothache

A British word meaning erection

Last night at Morgans house i got a monsterous irish toothache!

by Mo February 25, 2004

Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.

Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."

by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010

Black Irish

Urban myth suggests that the "Black Irish" could have Moorish descent from ancient invasion (and subsequent rape and pilage)

The myth of the Black Irish...

by Vitae Infinitus April 15, 2005

irish kiss

A black eye, generally on a wife or girlfriend.

What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?

by D. Shunnery January 7, 2008

Irish Mule

It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know.

Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show.
Dave: No, I refuse to.
Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule.

by RedDevlin November 4, 2009

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008