Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

Dark Funeral

A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.

Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.

by Santafanda October 9, 2008

Funeral Suit

When a girl is wearing a very conservative dress to a party or fun outing, when in fact, it is attire that is more appropriate for a funeral.

Sally, we're going to a club in Vegas, you can't wear that funeral suit because it has long sleeves and goes down to your knees!!!

by Diney Suit Girl April 6, 2009

Butt Funnel

(noun) A punishment where two people press their bare butts together whereas the two butt cracks form a funnel. The guilty party then lies underneath, positioning their head directly below the two butt cracks, beer is then poured down between the butt cracks and onto the guilty party.

You have been found guilty, the punishment... Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

by turnitloose July 11, 2016

funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

by Carnie89 November 19, 2011

funderburk

To funderburk is to see something so hilarious on Facebook during class that you burst out laughing and must log out of Facebook to prevent getting noticed by a professor.

After Ryan's outburst in class, Steve funderburked before he fell out of his chair laughing.

You've just been funderburked.

by Soulman5 February 19, 2011