high maintenance friend

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone

S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

Fake Friend

Some one who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to want to be your friend.

-tells you to be yourself but gets mad when you tell them the truth.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-calls their friend a coward for confronting or standing up for themselves.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Sarah always tried to be nice to me, then I crossed the line and she called me out on it. At first I was really angry but then I realized I had been a real fake friend to her this year.

by Helpful_Hannah April 19, 2010

deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

Anti Friend

When one of your friend is being a jerk and make fun of you. Acting as an friendly enemy against you.

"Little Jimmy is always an Anti Friend."
Who needs enemy when you got friends like this.

by MrCatsoup December 10, 2016

Family friend

A family who your parents know and they try to force you to be friends with their kids, eventually getting married to their daughters/sons

Mom: son, we have to visit our family friend today, go pack your stuff
Son: ok mom.

by Swagger gujjar September 1, 2017

guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world

“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend”

by hose mad August 1, 2019

shes just a friend

She's not just a friend, retreat! That nigga is lying and using your stupid ass, leave him yesterday if he won't stop talking to a girl your not comfortable with him talking to and if you have to ask him more thank once to not talk to her angmore.

Girlfriend: hey who is she, I don't understand why you guys talk so much?
Boyfriend: babe don't worry shes just a friend I don't like her like that even though I give her more attention than you.
Girlfriend : *stupidly* oh okay I believe you.

by Logicalpotato January 24, 2017