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flat spot

The space in between the top of a girl's legs directly against the vagina. Measured in finger-widths from behind. 3 fingers is the perfect width for a flat spot. If a girl has a 4 finger flat spot she is probably bow-legged.
I won't fuck a girl who doesn't have at least a 2 finger flat spot.
by 3fingerflatspot January 28, 2010
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Flat-Cap Driver

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows
Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?
by maz&giz March 8, 2010
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flat back four

to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line
"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"
by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003
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flat dog

When a meat-head or bro tackles a smaller person so that he can violently rub his head on their head. The purpose of the flat dog may be homoerotic in nature.
Sean, stop flat dogging Kyle. He's about to cry and you have a Texas-sized erection.
by JeffGoldblum June 12, 2011
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Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.
That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!
by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007
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Flat Earth

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 15, 2020
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Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.
Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".
by Charlie and Bobbie January 12, 2012
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