No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 05, 2020

Fap Master

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.

Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight

by Hikki9 March 12, 2016

fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.

D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 17, 2010

Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.

Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.

by irehbC December 10, 2011

Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.

"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"

by Inebriated&Insolent September 09, 2011

Fast fap

Ot is when you fap super fast so your dick sets on fire.

Look he is fapping
No, he fast fap

by AcidMan May 14, 2014

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016