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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
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Worst approach ever

Typically used to describe an approach leading to a crag slightly steeper than average, or at worst a mild inconvenience.
Why have we taken this route, this is the worst approach ever!
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Biggest pp ever

It is a HUGE pp Bigger than d
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The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey
Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch
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The title of Chloe Morfitt
Did you know Chloe Morfitt is the Thebestmostamazingmostcutemostpretty person ever?
by Catsus May 25, 2022
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Most handsome guy ever

The most handsome boy in the world is named Nathan, he is perfect and absolutely amazing. He is cute and handsome as fuck. He is so caring and is truly a gentleman. This boy is overall perfect in every single way. He's the type of guy who will love you and all your flaws. He will see you for who you are and that is the most attractive thing. Not to forget about his hair, goddamn his hair is perfect as well as his handsome eyes and cute smile. His laugh will always make you smile because its the cutest thing. Nathan is the most handsome and perfect boy in the world.
the boy nathan made my day (nathan) most handsome guy ever
by Nnyladnek January 26, 2021
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Ever

Ever is a guy who has the big 8 inch+ dick
Wow, I heard Ever has a long dick, i want to ride it all night long
by swatx May 2, 2022
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