That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.
by loraxtree69 June 07, 2025
a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.
by loraxtree69 June 07, 2025
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THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!
Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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