A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.
Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
by CompSci2 October 12, 2010
Get the Humpty Dumpty mug.A human who exists for the purpose of providing male mammels with a life into which it can watch its semen pour. Key elements of a cum dumpster are that it must feel degraded and disgusted with itself even though it orgasms while its user spurts hot seed into it. All females and many males are cum dumpsters.
I wish I could stop openning my mouth and allowing my wife to watch me serve as a cum dumpster, taking the hot stream of sperm which poured out of her cunt after she had been used as a cum dumpster by her brother and his friends. I was a cum dumpster's cum dumpster, and I hated myself for enjoying the used loads I ate.
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by The Rani 616 January 8, 2019
Get the Dumpster Fire mug.A Mexican Dumptruck is when one takes a Mexican's Sombrero, and shits in it so once the Mexican has put the sombrero back on, he gets covered in shit.
Will: "Bobby! What are you doing?"
Bobby shits in Diego's sombrero.
Bobby: "Puto stole my job."
Bobby Gave Diego a Mexican Dumptruck.
Bobby shits in Diego's sombrero.
Bobby: "Puto stole my job."
Bobby Gave Diego a Mexican Dumptruck.
by JesusHooker1717 September 28, 2008
Get the Mexican Dumptruck mug.An unusual sex act, generally not one for sensation and pleasure, but instead an achievement in the book of man achievements. While doing a girl doggy style, and quite close to finishing, the man removes himself and stands over the girl. While the woman is on her hands and knees and the man is walking over her (legs on either side of her,) the man takes his penis and presses it back between his legs. In a posture much like the Goat (see penis showing game, Waiting, whichever you may,) the man starts cumming on the girls back, the semen being 'dumped' onto her. An additional beeping immitation enhances the experience.
Right before I came, I hopped up and did the goat. When my girlfriend looked over her shoulder, I gave her the dumptruck as opposed to kicking her in the ass for looking; I believe it was a viable substitute.
by The Red Rapist March 16, 2009
Get the The Dumptruck mug.This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.
This is also a great insult.
This is also a great insult.
Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
by Brian H December 28, 2005
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