Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.
I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.
by NiPPauL November 19, 2015
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The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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Walter Duke of Cambridge

The grandson of Queen Elizabeth II

When introduced to girls: "he has a great personality"
Oh wow Walter Duke of Cambridge. Is that Cambridge England or the real Cambridge...meaning Cambridge MA USA
by DukeMA April 24, 2019
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The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!
by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011
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Big Daddy Duke

{beeg dahddee dook} noun, 1. A very popular male - especially amongst females 2. An alpha male with lots of money 3. A very large penis
We'll get Big Daddy Duke to bring the chicks.

He ain't called Big Daddy Duke for no reason - he makes a hundred grand a year.

Wow, he's got a Big Daddy Duke - I couldn't get it all the way in. I choked, I gagged, I quiffed...Oh my!
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
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Duke of Edinburgh Award

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.
Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked
by Neural April 6, 2005
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Duke Ellington

When you Knight someone with your pennis
"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 21, 2006
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