Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.

"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"

Dicking by rattig December 10, 2022

blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

blog dicking by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010

mule dicking 

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

mule dicking by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Dick Ducking 

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

Dick Ducking by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

Pogo Dicking 

When a female doesnt care about anything else other than the next dick shes hoping on. Sometimes bouncing on 5 or more dicks in one day.

I really like Adrienne, Chris. I wish she would settle down with me, but shes too busy pogo dicking every guy in town.

Pogo Dicking by Baron Wolfbriar March 15, 2020

Paddle Dicking 

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

Paddle Dicking by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

pussy-dicking 

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

pussy-dicking by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022