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clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.
"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"
by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024
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clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm
I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.
by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024
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clenchmax

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together
by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024
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Cliché

A faux French word for agreed or okay, the real word being d'accord
Im not going to Bill Cosby your girlfriend cliché?
Cliché
by Paxso-Africano March 31, 2024
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clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your ass as a workout to make that shi fat asf
Boyfriend: Damn it’s looking fat you been working out?
Girlfriend: Nah I’ve just been clenchmaxxing
by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024
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clichism

The art age that is currently ending (AI-ism is the next movement) which is represented by art that conveys meaning, much like a sentence, using symbols and objects that convey single ideas. Vultures mean impending death, hearts mean love, birds in flight, freedom etc.
Visitors to the art exhibition could easily discern what the artist meant to convey without placards or tour guides: that is the Clichism's signature.
by Stasis S. April 26, 2024
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Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.
That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.
by Peepingkat April 26, 2024
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