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Chinchagla 

A sweet, cuddly, mystical animal primarily found in the Northeastern United States. Little is known for certain about these magical beasts. It has been hypothesized that they are largely nocturnal as they are rarely seen during the daylight hours. Legend suggests that they may struggle with dehydration. Explorers who have happened upon chinchaglas maintain that they are wildly unpredictable and that "you never really know what they will do next." In addition, it has been said that these crafty critters have a bit of a penchant for misbehavior. Most other information on these charming creatures is based primarily on guesswork.
Never bother a chinchagla that has recently woken.
Chinchagla by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Scandinavian Clincher 

Scandinavian Clincher

When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.

A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.

If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?

Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."

Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."

Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.
I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.
Double Clincher by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

the clinch 

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.
the clinch by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

The Clincher 

1. The factoid that seal's the deal basically. 'Case Closed'.

2. Track 1 on the album 'This type of thinking could do us in', by Chevelle.
"So it turns out there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction?" "Yeah! Here's the clincher; the President is just a dumbass that lied!"
The Clincher by Korremar July 2, 2005

clinchpoop 

Man, that guy is such a clinchpoop!
clinchpoop by Michelle V. September 11, 2005