organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Shower Cappin'

An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.

"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"

by Not Bill or Steve May 12, 2014

callum capper

basically the worlds biggest fuckin g

wow dude your such a callum capper

by MrPuckles March 6, 2017

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

Rik Cappelle

The God of sex.

Rik Cappelle just needs to touch you and you already get aroused, he also likes to cuddle and just chill.

by TheWriterWhoWrites March 5, 2018

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018