barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

Bark Eater

Slang word for Northern New England Indians during settler times Derogatory

"Probably would have starved if that Bark Eater hadn't given us a deer that winter"

by Joseph Most Cool November 4, 2011

arf bark grrr

Arf bark grrr is a sentence that i FREAKING use no one else. YOU CAN FREAKING BITE ME IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY FREAKING WORD SO BE GONE EVIL DEMON OF THE NIGHT. love you

stranger:"hey hows your day?" me:"arf bark grrr!" stranger:"ok you seem like a demon."

by ARF BARK GRRR May 25, 2018

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010