turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003

burple nurple

when you press on your nipples and let out a burp at the same time

she was too cheap to buy a doorbell so she uses the burple nurple

by sodrama March 14, 2009

burgleflickle

A card game, commonly known as Palace, of which hours are spent playing and when a good hand is dealt, BURGLEFLICKLE is yelled at the top of your lungs.

Uh Bitch, BURGLEFLICKLE!

by BurgleBurgle March 12, 2010

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

Burgle

The act of one person taking another person's poop straight from the hole with out prior permission.

Throughout her entire career in burgling, Blaise had never done a job cleaner than when she burgled Luke.

by The 1337ness Supremes December 21, 2007

burgle

To have sex with someone when they are passed out.

Yo, I burgled the shit out of Tom last night!

by Welge October 7, 2006

V Burlesque

An English burlesque dancer on the scene of stripping and entertainment.
She entrnaces any audience infront of her.
She's been described by critics as "Sophisticated, Sexy, Independent And A Uniquely Natural Beauty Who Captivates All Eyes Placed On Her"

V Burlesque had a spectacular show last night, consisting of 2, ten minute acts.

by Jessicore February 6, 2007