Crossing the Border

To have intercourse with ones sexual partner with one leg up in the air.

Dude you look tired.
I know, I was up all night crossing the border.

by StantheMan'08 January 23, 2008

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

Borderliner

a person who has some nerd-like tendacies: i.e. books, science fiction, interests in computers etc. However, they do not possess enough of these qualities and are usually accepted in most social realms, therefore cannot be classified as a full-fledged Nerd.

Summer: Mike is such a nerd!!
David: really? he is friends with all the popular kids
Summer: well fine he's a borderliner at least!

by SummerNiGhT November 8, 2010

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008

Border Collie

(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.

"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."

by bonzasaurus December 14, 2008

Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.

MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.

by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009

bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008