Bareese 

A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).

As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)

Bareese by epicfailz l0l January 12, 2010

barnst 

to accelerate quickly, to do something in quick sucession, to smash someone or something, to drill something, to demolish something, a general term for doing something awesome

the cops were coming so i just barnst it out of there, i barnst him

barnst by merts mcgee April 26, 2011

Barneysisist 

Someone who is more obsessed with Barney than Barney is of that someone.

Randy: OMG there he is, Barney my 1# favorite person!!!
Lenny: No Randy its just a log and you have a serious case of Barneysisist. The worst i`v seen in my life!!!

Barneysisist by If your alright with it i am October 14, 2011

Barneycore 

The perfect and complete opposite of hardcore esp. in outdoor sports and recreation.

"Bro, that dude napping on the trail is totally Barneycore."

Barneycore by Barneycore August 11, 2012

Barense 

a family full of crazy people that love each other unconditionally .

pronounced barns.

"Holy cow, that Barense is sexy."

Barense by Barense May 5, 2014

barney'd-out 

when a person overdoses on watching children's videos and listening to children's songs to the point of forgetting who they are, wanting to tear their hair out and run through the streets screaming to find some relief from the self induced kiddie-coma they experience on an almost constant basis... originating from the extremely popular children's tv show "Barney" about a purple dinosaur.

Its your turn to be with the baby... I'm all barney'd-out and about to go postal with a semi-automatic.

barney'd-out by hmf December 22, 2014

barney skin 

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

barney skin by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016