Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

by Me February 18, 2004

backwards baseball cap

Reasons for wearing your cap backwards; intelligent enough not to let it fly away, to keep hair out of your face without obstructing your veiw, all others just trying to be cool.

Losing your hat while riding down the road sucks, backwards baseball cap doesn't fly away nearly as easily.

by Jinkzy January 7, 2019

backwards

In southern slang, can sometimes refer to a homosexual or practicing homosexuality. Some people just throw the derrogatory slang term "Backwards mechanic," which is an old term dating back to the 1980's in reference to a gay person.

Bob: "Well larry... you know... he's backwards; he likes to play in the dirt."

Rob: "What do you mean?"

Bob: "Meaning larry is gay."

by bchc2003 October 10, 2017

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

Backyarding

See Backyard Wrestling.

Bob: Hey Marty! Wanna do some backyarding?
Marty: No i'm too much of a Curran / Chicken

by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

forward and backward

To go forward in a normal walking motion, and then going back into the original place but with a reverse walking motion without looking back
It's the same as backtrack, but without looking back.

or if it's a video, it's to speed up the video and then reversing it (and change the speed back to normal) after some time

Go forward and backward!

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021

backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint

hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar

by beavis1234554321 May 17, 2006