who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

Ask a question

Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?

Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

Aske

Super hot, nice and good looking. Probably fucking a hot bitch right now. Who knows?

Person one: where is Aske
Person two: fucking bitches

Person one: ahhhh

by KING!"# May 14, 2018

Aske

definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.

how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy

by jakob med c February 03, 2020

Aske

A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!

by Fatalityy March 26, 2024

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

always asking questions

Phrase often used by English football commentators to describe an aggressive player focused on creating goal-scoring chances or actual goals themselves. Side definition: Whenever a guy is on a roll in a bar/club setting with regards to approaching multiple women

Their forwards have been always asking questions throughout the second half, a goal is inevitable...

He's always asking questions whenever we run into a group of ladies; the guy is gonna get laid for sure!

by shannonTHEcannon March 24, 2016