yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Yarding

Yarding is when individuals return to their alma mater's homecoming and "chill" on the school yard with their friends.

When I get to campus, I will be YARDING all day with my girls!

by Ms. Serious Matter November 18, 2012

Yard Turkey

A term used in most parts of Georgia to describe the Tiger Mosquito.

Hey man, that yard turkey was so big it bit me through my clothes.

by neurotik July 5, 2009

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021