Tinky Winkie

a super small penis, what i have, makes an acorn penis look absolutely hung, my girlfriend makes me wear panties because of it and i'm totally whipped

your Tinky Winkie is soooooo small, acorn penises look like a horse, I think we should go panties shopping and get a mancure

by mattina October 20, 2008

doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005

wanklette

Something like a pearl necklace, but in this case the cum is sprayed around the lady's ankle.

'Marjorie! Your wanklette is dripping all over the lino.'

by slimboyfat January 20, 2009

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.

Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"

by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009

wrinkle wiener

a dick so wrinkled it lookes like your dad's face.

tom cruise, hue heffnor, lady gaga, wrinkle wiener

by Lady_Kikyo8 December 21, 2009

wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013

convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007