Purple Waffle

The presence of a severe vaginal infection (known as a blue waffle) during a woman's period. Also known as "mouldy flow" or "cheese paint".

Holy shit man I was gonna go down on that chick but her purple waffle was so disguisting it looked like someone stepped on a toad. I chundered all over her floor and got the fuck out of there.

by supermario k May 11, 2010

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waffel

nummy foodstuff, but also used in german phrases like: Hast du was an der Waffel?! (are you crazy)
and insted of da word weapon

P1:Iam da new champ in this death-matcharena.

P2: HAHA, just wait till ya feel my new waffel

by Spielkind May 9, 2005

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This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.

Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle

by deejay_steve June 12, 2018

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rofl my waffle

A deviration of rofl, lengthened for the sake of humor. The term rofl is rhyming with the word waffle.

Joe: My brother is pregnant.
Bob: rofl my waffle

by sicnarf March 1, 2005

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The Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.

Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.

by Charles8675309 August 24, 2011

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