torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

Topher

My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.

Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.

by Pirate-Nicky March 4, 2009

Toph

Another word for fart: emission of gas from the anus.

Ew! Do you smell that stinky toph?

Omg that dog just tophed.

Josh is the ultimate topher.

His tophs are silent but deadly.

by THEBIGYADIG88 November 18, 2013

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

dick torch

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.

Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

olympic torch

Someone who never goes out. The opposite to someone who is HardCore (you know the score).

Jeremiah: "Anyone asked if Zachery's out tonight."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."

by The Beacon September 1, 2006