computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....

For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....

by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

razer toaster

razer is a fucking god for this.

THE NEW RAZER TOASTER, STARTING AT ONLY $999, 10X CHEAPER THAN THE NEW APPLE TOASTER AT 99999

OY MATE DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZER TOASTER

by Terri101 October 8, 2023

Toaster Oven

The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.

The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.

In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.

by DragonWizard October 23, 2023

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023