Toaster Thot

A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.

Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot

by Desthomes September 17, 2019

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

Golden Toaster

A Golden Toaster is a magical device that can heccing hack by pushing the toaster thing up and down this causes the computer codes to obey.

Robbie Rotten used the Golden Toaster to break FanGeopolitics

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

Toaster Dickin

To show off. To brag or one up someone.

"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"

by Riskies January 24, 2021

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.

Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"

by quantinium September 4, 2020