Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention

Alex is proper tactical gay

by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014

testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.

My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.

by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016

Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.

Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

tacticunt

An overly zealous, twenty-something gun owner who wears nothing but tactical pants and nipple-revealing tight t-shirts. Tacticunts are irrationally arrogant about their knowledge of firearms and often make silly, malfunction-inducing modifications to their firearms.

I don't feel like going to the range today, there will be too many Tacticunts there with their stupid ZEV Glocks.

by Chikinhammr January 17, 2017