stump

to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.

Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.

by geeimatree October 14, 2021

stumpeis

how a mexican person says stump which means penis

starla: “all dicks are ugly, they look like stumps”
matiya: “lmaooo”
starla: “STUMPEIS”

by usuckcocks69 August 13, 2021

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Stemphy

Of odor that is unappealing to the ear.

My mom is quite stemphy today, and smells like curdling cheese balls.

by CoolGuyCooper November 2, 2021

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022