Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

seventh page slump

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.

Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.

by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2006

Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012

Slump

Slump means someone who is lazy or tried or even sometimes strange.

John: "Becomes a couch"
Adam: "You are a Slump"

by Pokemon use666 June 1, 2018

video slump

noun

The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.

During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.

Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.

Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.

That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!

by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006