stalker

Someone who looks through all your photos but doesn't comment.

Pablo: Dude, Jenna has this cute fluffy pillow. I always wanted one of those!
Paco: How do you know about that? Stalker.
Pablo: Uhh uhh well... Well how do you know about that!
Paco: Uhh...

by losersquaredthatsme March 14, 2009

a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.

omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person

by de1234 January 20, 2006

bebo stalking

When your boyfriends ex isnt over him and goes on your bebo page to see what you guys have been up too, Then reads all your comments to see what there about and reads yours friends pages incase there might be some top goss on those to.

Chris: Sabah txted me asking if we are trying for a baby
Vicky: ew has she been bebo stalking mine and jennas page again? What a manure sack of balls
Jenna: Fuckng aye!

by jonah takalau April 8, 2008

Pigeon-stalk

The act of looking in someone else's Pigeon-hole for the purpose of obtaining personal information about the individual.

It is a common
practice among college, university and high-school students. This practice is ususally exercised by students who are obsessed with comparing their academic achievements with classmates.

Some find it to be highly invasive. This offense is serious; it is an invasion of privacy and can be categorized as a violation of personal property-rights.

Clark: Hey dude.How did you score on the coursework?

Kent: I aced it. I got 96%.

Clark: That's sick dude! I wonder how I scored.

(out of nowhere, Tiffanie appears)

Tiffanie: You got a 14.

Clark:14 what?

Tiffanie: 14 percent.

AWKWARD SILENCE

(Tiffanie Exits)

Kent: How'd she know that?

Clark: Clearly she's a Pigeon-stalker.

by teffy91 August 26, 2011

Facebook stalker

someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them

I Facebook stalkered your Girlfriend on facebook. P.S. she is cute

by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 16, 2011

Stalker

Following around the person you like even though they hate you and would wish to hit you with a scalding hot frying pan if legal. Some people call this stalking. I call it love.

Monica is always following around Jordan. His friends shout stalker at her across the hall. But she doesn't stalk him. She just loves him and likes to admire his fine buttocks while walking behind him.

by The Shadow Molestor April 3, 2005

Stalkworthy

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

by James November 1, 2004