1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
Get the Stoner Status mug.The point in which you have either consumed to much alcohol or too much intoxicants to where you are now "done". immediate respnse to being done status requires a facebook status update stating the words "done status".
**Also soon followed by beached whale status**
**Also soon followed by beached whale status**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
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(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.
They are usually vulgar.
The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
They are usually vulgar.
The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
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JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.
7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.
7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
by trojanman11 May 7, 2011
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Get the Big Dog Status mug.Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.
by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006
Get the baller status mug.The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends
Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"
by FrozenEggo91 March 30, 2009
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