Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.

Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."

by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009

stattention

Noun. The attention given to your status on Facebook.

Did you see John updated his status six times last night? He's just dying for stattention...

by Z0bie October 5, 2009

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

by APatC October 25, 2010

stuttercopter

Someone that stutters alot especially when nervous.

"IIIIII..." - Cha-Cha "Cha-Cha, stop being such a stuttercopter!" - Kath

by Romerica November 9, 2010

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012