Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu

Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?

by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025

snatch n' scratch

a famous dodgeball team, that won the waldron championship. they where the best dodgeball team to ever rule the world!

"dude have you heard of the dodgeball team snatch n' scratch."

"dude shit yeah they rule!"

by rivercooter April 7, 2010

Bite that Scratch

Get rid of excuses and don't let things get in the way, seize the day.

Hey dude, you coming out tonight?

Got an essay to do, soz bro

Bite that scratch and get out!

by Barry Marriott February 13, 2012

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020