Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

by Orangejello May 3, 2018

scooter sex

Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Scooter Ankle

A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.

Be careful bro that trick has caused tons of scooter ankles

by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020

Scoochy

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is adorable and affectionate.
The noun for a scoochy person, animal or thing is as a "scoocher".

ohhh look at that scoochy little ferret - I just want to squeeze him he's so cute, what a little scoocher!!!

by jojopopo May 8, 2021

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019