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string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
mugGet the string cheese abusemug.

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019
mugGet the Third string puntermug.

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
mugGet the String my guitarmug.

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.
by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025
mugGet the Dick String Cheesemug.

string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.
Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.
by Sheronimo June 8, 2017
mugGet the string fartmug.

Tying Shoe Strings

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.
Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...
by AskGeeser August 20, 2016
mugGet the Tying Shoe Stringsmug.

A-String

It's not a B-string or a C-string and neither is it a frayed knot.
How long is A-string? Twice as long as half a string.
by ApricotFields July 24, 2020
mugGet the A-Stringmug.

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