Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

Soggy Mess

1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

soggy high

When you get absolutely fucked off cannabis and he high is coming down and all you wanna do is nap.

Bro, I smoked some big ole doinks then 3 hours later I was soggy high

by Big D J November 26, 2017

soggy lemon

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog

Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon

by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018

soggy burtram

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

by Xwarm February 25, 2018

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

Soggers

When you have sad or depressing situation with a silver lining. Alternatively a hype moment with a sad "vibe" or tone and vice versa.

A combination of the words Sadge (or Sad) and Poggers - Soggers

My parents got divorced and now I get two christmases, SOGGERS!

My crush agreed to go out with me. She says she likes ugly guys, Soggers.

My grandpa died today, but he left me his inheritance Soggers.

by BckGrounKaracter August 31, 2020