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Press a on

On modded Minecraft you press a to bookmark an item
by Kjt3d February 20, 2023
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That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
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vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,
by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020
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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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No press

by hef107 October 4, 2022
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Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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dragon press

A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience
Carl and johnny spent all night dragon pressing and said it was great
by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017
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