Self-Potato

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.

Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory

by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020

crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

potato boi

the male counter part to butter face

he is so hot but he is a potato boi

by potato boi lover 16 March 14, 2018

potato monkey

the new york word for Irish person

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting

by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021

moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019