Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.
Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey
by onemonkeyisnottwomonkeys November 24, 2016