poofilajonktrastorp

the word you say when ur just frikkin bored

Joe: poofilajonktrastorp!

Bill: wtf man

Joe: just shut up man im bored

Bill: aight

by gumball323 July 28, 2010

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011

Poof

The nickname of any temporary employee, male or female, working in your office. Now you see em' and POOF, now ya don't!

Today while working with Poof, I had to explain what ephemeral means...Ironic isn't it?

by fionamber90 August 25, 2011

Poofnis

Poofnis is a phrase that means wild or very fluffy hair.

"Your cat should be named Poofnis his hair is wild"

by FlyingWalrusPig November 23, 2012

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013