perryville

A fan site and gathering place for sad delusional middle aged women who like to fan-tasize about a once mildy popular singer , Steve Perry. The fansite has the deserved reputation of going belly up on an all too regular basis. In-fighting and jealous rivalries are the norm. Currently closed, again. Steve Perry is, or more accurately was, the frontman for an 80's band called Journey. It is believed that he died around 1995, the last time he was heard from musically. The "faithful" gravitated to a fansite, Perryville aka PV, where they all believed that Steve Perry was going to marry each and every one of them. A delusion made even more amusing by the fact that there were continual rumours as to his confused sexuality. The PV diehard fans are synonymous with stalking their "man", arrested mental developement, a creepy disregard for reality, paranoia, bullying, cowardice, and the irrational belief that Steve Perry is going to release an album of new songs. Hello!!! The gay...oops, I mean guy, died in 1995. The fansite attracted so many wackos and nutjobs that you just have to wonder what it is about Steve Perry that draws them together.

This is Monday...Perryville has closed its doors for ever. Come back on Wednesday, it is sure to be open then. Don't leave it until Friday, it is bound to be closed for ever once again by then.

by Mister Nemo August 6, 2009

Percy Jackson

Demigod. The Hero of Olympus. Son of Poseidon. One of the Seven Demigods. Boyfriend of Annabeth Chase. Full name Perseus, though he hates it. Nicknamed by Annabeth as 'Seaweed Brain', and by Thalia Grace 'Kelp Head'. Fatal flaw is loyalty and would do anything for the ones he loves. The main character of all PJO and 'The Son of Neptune'

Theres that name again, Annabeths missing boyfriend, Percy Jackson, that guy must of been in everything around here.

by Shannoshan123 July 8, 2017

Period

1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!

by your best idiot April 14, 2010

Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect

I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!

by 00deecee00 July 4, 2016

Permission to dance

1. Amazing song made by bts, whit an awesome music video you should see

2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.

1. A: hey, have you seen the latest BTS song, permission to dance? B: not yet, but I heard it has an awesome music video. A: are u gonna watch it today? B: bruh, i'm legit watching it rn

2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing

by i_stan_kpop July 12, 2021

Commit persona 3

Another way of saying shoot yourself in the head or commit suicide.

"Fuck you kid. Go commit persona 3"

by anonymous September 15, 2020