poof

a shortened form of poofda, or, aussie slang for faggot / homosextual.

Look at that frikken poof!

by moo. February 16, 2003

Proofmeister

Someone who continuously reads scientific and mathematical articles on Wikipedia in an effort to learn the derivations or proofs behind equations and concepts from high school science and math courses. Other symptoms include obnoxiously disrupting the class to ask teachers to show proofs or derivations (e.g. the derivation of Newton's Second Law) but rarely getting a response. The student may even email Michio Kaku to resolve a physics debate between two students in the class.

Student: Please show me the proof for the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Part II.

Teacher: No, you proofmeister!

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Student: How do you derive K=1/2mv^2?

Teacher performs proof.

Student: So now can you derive U = 1/2kx^2?

Teacher: No.

by Dr. Gav November 23, 2010

poof'n

A term used to describe smoking weed aka pot, trees, erb, whateva.

Hey maine you what you gonna be doing later on tonight?
Poof'n maine poof'n, trying to high as the sky.

by tee-k May 30, 2006

Poofosity

Noun. A word that names the extent of the springiness or the poofiness of an object.

I've never seen such poofosity in anyones' hair before.

by island fred June 10, 2008

Pooflickers

A shoe curved at the end used for "flicking" poo.

Hey Jay! Use your pooflickers and kick that shit in the bin!

by FatJay February 1, 2009

poofdarkookoo

A term of great affection and/or reverence, used casually among friends.

Nicky is so great letting me borrow his iphone, he's a poofdarkookoo. poofmateprawnmongwhippedturnip

by hitmonchan July 13, 2012

poof parlor

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.

Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor

by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013